1.) Give me a pairing.
2.) Give me an AU setting.
3.) I will write you a three-sentence fic/I will make a graphic.
they’re always, like
- getting into fatal/near fatal car accidents
- getting into big shootouts
- starting apocalypses
- getting blown up
- getting stalked by a ridiculously intelligent serial killer
- AND SOMEONE ALWAYS DIES
- they should be like ”shit bro, can we just skip to June?”
I always think this. Do the kids at Hogwarts get to the end of exams and start like, placing bets on what crazy shit Harry will do this year? Does Jack Bauer just sit around for the other 364 days of the year, waiting?
PREGNANCIES? ABSENTEE PARENTS RETURNING? SUDDEN HOOKUPS/GET TOGETHERS/MARRIAGES/PEOPLE RUNNING OFF TOGETHER? POLICE FINALLY FINDING THE KILLER THANKS TO THE HELP OF A WILY PROTAGONIST? MAY.