how the fuck did you set yourself on fire???
WELL OK IT WAS A THING THAT HAPPENED
i was in the kitchen starting dinner and i lit my stove (it’s a gas stove) and somehow the flame caught on to my shirt
and so my shirt caught fire and so i tried to like pat it out but it wouldn’t go out and then it was spreading and then i was on fire
and i screamed and ran outside (the door was open??? LUCK) and my brother was out there and he threw water on me and i rolled around on the ground and then i wasn’t on fire anymore
then i had to go to the hopsital and they gave me drugs and gauze and hypafix and shit and now i have all these burns on my torso/arm and it’s
not a fun situation to be in