KANYEESUS WALKS WITH ME

OH MY GOD Y’ALL

LEGIT ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF MY LIFE

IT WAS SO AMAZING AND HE PLAYED THE COACHELLA SET (I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO THE COACHELLA SET FOR BASICALLY A YEAR OK THIS IS A BIG DEAL) AND HE PLAYED ALL OF THE LIGHTS AND I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE AND THE BALLERINAS AND POWER OMG P O W E R I CAN’T AND HE WORE THE RED OUTFIT AND OOOMG THAT WAS SOME TRANSCENDENT SHIT I S2G

OMG ON AND THAT WASN’T EVEN THE BEST BIT OK

SO I WENT OUT TO GET A DRINK (it was so hot goddamn it was like a gross sweaty Sydney oven ugh) AND I AM SIGTING THERE AT THESE CAFE TABLES ON THE FIRSG LEVEL AND IM JUST SIPPIN MY MOUNT FRANKLIN AND LISTENING TO TOUCH THE SKY WHEN

BOOM

OUT THE DOORS ANOUT 10 METERS IN FRONT OF ME, WALKING DIRECTLY TOWARDSE, IS KANYE FUCKING WEST

I SHIT

YOU NOT

HE LOOKED STRAIGHT AT MY AREA AND WAS LIKE “HOW Y’ALL DOIN TO TONIGHT?!’

FIVE METERS FROM WHERE I SAT

THIS IS PROBS WHAT THE ANCIENT GENTILES FELT WHEN THEY SAW JESUS TBH. MY WATER IS PROBABLY HOLY NOW AND I CAN SELL IT ON EBAY BECAUSE KANYEESUS WAS SO CLOSE TO ME IIIII CAN’T

I AM ON AN IPHONE BUT CRYINGTOPMODEL.GIF, NOW AND FOREVER OMG I CAN’T

AND I WAVED AND WAS LIKE ‘h-hey kanye’ AND THEN HE SMILED AND KEPT WALKING WITH ALL THESE PEOPLE FOLLOWING AND IIIIII

THEY BETTER MAKE A SEQUEL TO ‘TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL’ BECAUSE I FEEL
PRETTY FUCKING BLESSED RN

ALSO HE SANG HEY MAMA AND I CRIED IN RUMAWAY IT WAS THE MOST PERFECT NIGHT TO HAVE EVER BEEN AND YEP

YEEZY TAUGHT ME WELL