Shoutout to Niles/CC THE ULTIMATE LOVE/HATE PAIR and also the american dude/the russian girl from Captain Planet THEY LOVED EACH OTHER AND THEY WERE SO MAD ABOUT IT, Darla/Alfalfa from The Little Rascals YOU’RE SCUUUUM BETWEEN MY TOES, and Brandi/Prince Charming from that Cinderella she was in, i LOVED that movie as a kid
1. Favorite one-off episode
Probably the episode when Eren is going after the female titan and Mikasa and Levi are going after him and thEY HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER AND HE’S LIKE ~INSTRUCTING HER they’re my faves and their interactions are everything tbh. ALSO the episode with Mikasa’s backstory oh my GOD and like the scene where she realises Eren’s still alive and just flat out starts BAWLING nah mate n a h m a t e
2. Favorite villain
Annie? ANNIE. Can’t WAIT for her to bust out of that crystal shell incubation pod thing and join the main plot again. Actually like expand that to Reiner too because he’s so messed up and i love him a lot ‘hey eren actually me and bertholt are those giant ass evil titans that led to your mum dying and the start of the actual extinction of your race lol yolo’ BUDDY. BRO.
3. Least favorite “main character”
I don’t know??? I like all the main kids well enough, there’s just some I like more than others. Maybe erwin cause like THAT FUCKER IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED. HE KNOWS SOME SHIT. HE HAS THIS EVIL GLINT IN HIS EYE THAT ALMOST ASSUREDLY MEANS DEATH FOR LIKE 60-65% OF THE MAIN CAST AND I AIN’T DOWN WITH THAT
4. Favorite “sidekick”
I don’t knoooow like what do you consider a sidekick? Like I personally wouldn’t say Mikasa is Eren’s sidekick (their relationship is way more complex than that, and also she takes up such an important place by herself in the narrative), but I know some people would argue that she is idk idk I LIKE PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE OK
5. Character you love to hate.
Guys I don’t trust that gorilla motherfucker. Also I am highly HIGHLY suspicious of this ””king”” TRUST NO ONE IN THE TITAN DYSTOPIA
6. Favorite friendship
Levi/all his friends who DIE. Levi/Eren this fucked up manipulative possibly world saving relationship THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT LEVI WOULD KILL HIM BUT THERE IS ALSO NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT IT WOULD DESTORY HIM TO DO IT and also I NEED A PROPER LEVI/MIKASA MENTOR/STUDENT RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH the weird gruding respect they have for one another is the best because THEY’RE SO SIMILAR I LOVE THEM A LOT
A lot of the other friendships I like (ymir/historia, hanji/levi) kind of verge into ship territory so
7. Friendship that never felt real to you.
I’m sure it was pretty great and it was sad when he died and all but like i just don’t care about Marco I’M SORRY I’M SORRY but he was like, not even a main character and he died so early on and i got so many kids who are, by some miracle, still alive to worry about and their impending deaths are gonna fuck me up hella good so i just DONT HAVE SPACE TO CARE ABOUT HIM OR MARCO/JEAN SRYSYERYRYRYR
8. Favorite wise-guy/jokester character
Umm i don’t know… Hanji? Like I don’t think she’s a ~wise guy~ but she tries to crack jokes sometimes and just the blase reception from everyone else (LEVI) is so good. Also YMIR OH MY GOD YMIR she’s so totally that person with the cheesiest sense of humor and she cracks like, the worst jokes or dorky puns and laughs super hard at herself and everyone else is like ‘ymir please god stop’
9. Least favorite villain
THAT TITAN THAT FUCKING LIKE CRAWLS ON ALL FOURS AND LIKE TILTS ITS HEAD UNNATURALLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKEDY FUCK Y’ALL NEED JESUS
10. Least favorite storyline
I feel like they were jumping around rooftops for like 50 episodes at the start there. Like seriously.
11. Talk about a character with a bad story or character arc.
It’s hard to say with ongoing series because like, you can’t look at the character’s complete arc and it’s just guesswork for most of the main characters. Having said that - Petra :( Like I get /why/ she was killed but it still SUCKED and she deserved better smh smh. Also like the way the anime has treated Annie’s storyline and all the sexualised imagery associated with it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth WHY U GOTTA
12. Character that just pisses you off no matter how much you try to like them.
TRUST NO ONE IN A POSITION OF AUTHORITY. TRUST NO ONE WHO SAYS WEIRD SHIT AND DOESN’T CLARIFY. EREN’S DAD IS THE WORST. THE TITAN JESUSCULT MUST DIE
13. Plot device used too much
Look. No one can bite through their hand that easily I’M SORRY
14. Favorite character death scene
Literally how to pick???? lmao I don’t know, most of the deaths are really horrible in this series because you don’t see them coming and they’re so grisly on the real. I guess I’ll have to go with Eren’s ””’death”” because like here i am, watching critically acclaimed anime attack on titan, oh there’s the main character look at him go fighting those tita-OH G OH GOD?? OH MY GOD DID HE JUST GET EATEN WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FRESH ASS FUCK WHO RECOMMENDED THIS TO ME WHO CAN I SUE
15. An abandoned or unanswered plot line that will always bug you.
DID ASSHOLE PAPA JEAGER MAKE EREN A SHIFTER OR JUST GIVE HIM THE ABILITY TO CONTROL THE CHANGE? HOW DID THE TITANS TAKE OVER IN THE FIRST PLACE? WHERE EXACTLY IS THE WALL COMPLEX LOCATED? WHERE IS THIS MYTHICAL TITAN SHIFTER VILLAGE AND WHY DO THEY WANT HUMANITY DEAD AND WHY ARE THE SENDING 11YOS TO DO THEIR DIRTY WORK? WHAT DOES ERWIN KNOW? WHAT DOES THE WALL CULT KNOW? WHO IS THIS ”’KING”’ AND WHAT DOES HE KNOW? WHO IS THE GORILLA TITAN? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GORILLA? HOW DO BERTHOLT AND REINER KNOW THE GORILLA TITAN AND WHAT IS THEIR ENDGAME AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ANYTHING IN THIS SERIES EVER GOING TO BE GIVEN A PROPER RESOLUTION