Ask away! A few provisos:

1. if you can Google it, don’t ask me. no, really - asking something like “what are you talking about when you say ____” can really benefit with a googling before you ask me.
2. Check the FAQ. It contains more information than you probably realise.
3. clearly due to Megaupyours ‘12, download links have gotten a bit…complicated. Thus I am decreeing an SOS only policy - if you desperately need something (as in, you’ve been taken hostage by rogue Chechen ecoterrorists and they’re going to shoot you unless you find them a bootleg of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo), I’ll do my best to help you. And PLEASE try to be logged in - i don’t care who you are, honestly.
4. submit longer stories/links, but if you want to ask something like a meme or that’s a general answer, put it in the ask box.
5. if you so desire, work the words ENSORCELLED or PANDEMONIUM into your message and I will like you a lot and want to be your friend (double points and my eternal respect for both!).
6. I will try as best I can to answer your message. If you’re following me you probably know that I have a backlog of about 10k messages (yes, i am aware that i am the worst). Be assured that I read every message I get, and if you’ve sent me something wonderful that I appreciate it so much! It’s just hard to keep track of my ask sometimes (tumblr problemzz such a harsh world). 

p.s. ngx get out of here

p.p.s you too elias